ANNOYANCE IS HIS MIDDLE NAME

Annoy, annoy, annoy,
Giant man that you are,
Your annoyance is as bountiful as your belly,
Full of irritation and disregard to all,
Your brain is bigger than a speck of sand,
Science proves that to be true,
So please use a tiny, tiny percentage
Of your less than spectacular noggin,
To think of others and be kind to some,
Not all - oh no, I'm not crazy,
For I know kindness to all would be the death of you,
Which for some is a prayer answered,
Such as the driver you ran off the road,
With such fury and self-righteousness,
Or the poor little man behind the store counter,
Not understanding the gibberish coming out of your sputtering mouth,
Or the woe begone significant other,
Who constantly is reminded of a poor decision,
For "til death do us part," is a hideous omen,
One that should never be taken lightly,
But alas, mistakes are hard lessons to learn,
And with one life to live,
The Unfortunate will suffer,
Unlike the ANNOYING person next to me.

Facebook Hoarders - Die!!!

All those crazy facebook hoarders, the facebook people, you specifically, need to let others into your life. Let the people who are close to you peruse your facebook page with no boundaries. Let us delve into your personal life, and make comments about you and from you. Don't keep telling us to get our own facebook page, where people can take over and nothing is private anymore. LET US INVADE YOUR PRIVACY!!! And for all facebook hoarders who can't let go - DIE!!!

UnWise Moves In a Canoe...

Drown,Drown,Drown your boat,
Roughly down the stream,
Heavily, heavily, heavily, heavily,
Life is but a dream.

Boys, Boys, Boys don't shout,
Screaming for your life,
Breathlessly, breathlessly, breathlessly, breathlessly,
Life is full of strife.

Think, Think, Think some more,
Life altering thoughts,
Too heavy, too heavy, too heavy, too heavy,
Three La Lones in a boat!

Bornegast

Summer Musings, Again

Summer is here,
Sun shining in my face,
Watermelon juice dribbling down my chin,
Children laughing in the distance,
Leisurely reading my favorite novel,
Munching on freshly picked cherries,
Creating cloud-shaping fun in the blue sky,
Feeling the breeze over the crystal blue lake,
Chomping on delicious grill scorched dogs,
Making a mountain of a s'more,
Exploring the nearby forests and parks,
Exercising my fatso cat outside,
Eagerly anticipating my gigantic tomatoes to ripen,
Fresh catnip gobbled by my druggie kitties,
Watching fireworks on the 4th of July,
These are some of my favorite things,
During the short summer months of a Northern State,
But alas, because of the cruelness of fate,
I am forever doomed to be inside,
Selling products no one wants and can afford,
While I sadly watch my life go by,
When will this end?
My dear friends,
When can I finally realize my full potential,
And enjoy life the way it's meant to be enjoyed,
Not cooped up in a building all day,
Looking out the dirty windows,
As the sunlight taunts my every move,
I sigh and sigh and sigh,
And pop a overripe melon in my mouth,
And with false sunniness I greet customers,
As they grimly ignore my every attempt for human contact,
And rudely treat me as a servant,
And ignore my need for happiness and sunshine,
And leave with no purchases,
As I gaze sadly out the window,
Wondering if I can possibly escape,
This sadness welling up inside of me,
Please don't let life pass you by,
And unless you believe in reincarnation,
You only have one life to live,
So live life to the fullest,
And disregard Society's need to suck away life's happiness,
With the misconceived notion of work, work, work,
For work does not bring fulfillment,
And escape the doomed fate I have,
Of withering away into nothingness,
And nothing to show for it.

Enjoy my Summer Musings,
And Remember,
Life is Short,
Live to the Fullest

Or Die within the Prison Walls of Work

Wow, there's nothing on...

the telly tube,
yet here I am,
flipping through channel
after channel,
surfing the guide
for a glimpse of entertainment,
lounging on the couch,
fist full of chips,
munching and spewing food all over,
staring blankly at the screen,
of visionary mush,
and oh my,
I come to a startling realization,
Wow, there's nothing on...

I'm Back!!!!!!

I'm back, I'm back, I'm back! Now, you're probably asking "where have you been?", if anyone is actually reading this blog. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I traveled a long weary distance full of anger, disenchantment, gloom, bad karma (if it exists), rainy dark clouds, thorny bushes, battled wild carnivore beasts (and lost a finger or two - but not the all important thumb and we all know which other one), angry pedestrians, angry mothers, angry mad french canadians, angry shoppers, angry drivers, angry politicians, angry law enforcers, angry food service employees, well, basically every type of angry person out there. And guess what? I've learned nothing! I will continue on my travels, hoping beyond hope, that there is some glimpse of sunshine, some glimpse of a beautiful rainbow amongst all this anger and despair. For believe me all non believers of disenchantment and gloom, life is full of anger and one day the anger will gobble up the entire universe! And then what you ask? We will live in eternity in anger's digestive system, for the digestive system of anger does not lead to freedom as all digestive systems should. Oh no, we will rot and rot away in anger's stomach, never fully disintegrating...for that is the fate of mankind.

Drowning in Disenchantment and Disheartenment

Dear Fellow Readers,

Will this be the end of my blog days? For the last couple of months, disenchantment and disheartenment darken my doorstep, drowning me in uncertainty and anger and a loss of direction. Change is good, preach the changeless, the constant, the ignorant. For the term good is only defined by the person affected by the "good changes." Why is life so hard? Why is life a burden to those trying to lead a good life; a life skirting the ideals and moral aptitudes designed by greedy politicians, immoral monopolies, money driven degenerates? Life is bogging me down, and all is affected by the struggle I endure...plus certain companies whose unchecked power dictates proper behavior, thus hindering my extra income, unmotivates me to continue on. For who am I fighting against? And why? For all I see is insufferable loss, and very little gain...except a tiny outlet to express my emotions...which may or may not be what I am truly feeling. This is a guessing game in the game of life. We put on our game face, and every once in a while a crack may appear, but mended quickly. Mended well? Who knows, but all I do know is what is going on in my life, and how I am struggling to mend the cracks in my facade. Cracks probably created by me, or by outside forces of nature, but are almost impossible to mend without the proper tools. And what are the proper tools? Who knows, and if anyone does, please let me know. For drowning in disenchantment and disheartenment is a terrible way to go...