Character Defect

Mate driving car crazily on highway...

Mate:  "It's a character defect" (explaining his driving style)

Me:  "We should cut it out"

Mate:  "I don't know what part of me it is"

Me:  "Trial and Error"

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Clutter

Clutter rules my life,
Clutter changes my life,
Clutter suffocates my life,
Clutter clutters my life,
Clutter is my LIFE.

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Days of the Week Part 4

Sunday,
Maulday,
Tuesday,
Whipday,
Thrashday,
Friday,
Stabday

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Days of Week Part 3

Sunday,
Maulday,
Tuesday,
Wednesday,
Thrashday,
Friday,
Stabday

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Clean vs Swept

Me:  "Did you clean the laundry room floor?" (I asked him to wash the floor)

Partner: "I swept it" (I already knew the answer)

Me:  "I guess washing and swept are the same thing according to "the lazy cleaners guide" by j.m.lazy, out last fall for $29.99.  I thought I saw you pick up a copy a few months ago.  FYI, I read reviews about the book, and most reviews said the book itself was lazily written, with most instructions incomplete or missing chunks of vital information.  You may want to get your money back."

Partner - no response

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Days of Week Part 2

Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thrashday
Friday
Stabday

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Mystery Smell?

I kept smelling a smell on the bed.  Thought the blankets needed washing, since it's been awhile, and you continually sleep in the bed, emanating stink wave after stink wave.  But alas, that was not the entire case.  Part of the smell was your body, but the other...cat poop beside me.  M.U.S.K.y loves me, this I know, for her actions tell me so!