Days of Week Part 3

Sunday,
Maulday,
Tuesday,
Wednesday,
Thrashday,
Friday,
Stabday

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Clean vs Swept

Me:  "Did you clean the laundry room floor?" (I asked him to wash the floor)

Partner: "I swept it" (I already knew the answer)

Me:  "I guess washing and swept are the same thing according to "the lazy cleaners guide" by j.m.lazy, out last fall for $29.99.  I thought I saw you pick up a copy a few months ago.  FYI, I read reviews about the book, and most reviews said the book itself was lazily written, with most instructions incomplete or missing chunks of vital information.  You may want to get your money back."

Partner - no response

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Days of Week Part 2

Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thrashday
Friday
Stabday

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Mystery Smell?

I kept smelling a smell on the bed.  Thought the blankets needed washing, since it's been awhile, and you continually sleep in the bed, emanating stink wave after stink wave.  But alas, that was not the entire case.  Part of the smell was your body, but the other...cat poop beside me.  M.U.S.K.y loves me, this I know, for her actions tell me so!

Expectations

Expect the UnExpected,
               but
               the
UnExpected is Expected

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