Sunset Overdrive

Purples, Pinks, Yellows,
Blues, Oranges, Reds,
Rainbow sky makes me smile,
But then,
I realize the sky is in
SUNSET OVERDRIVE,
thus the sun has to rest for the night.

BTWC

Clair, cont

I'm so glad I spend more time with my daughter than in the past.  If I didn't, I would have missed out on her double poop in the same diaper.  How's this possible?  Well, she pooped once, decided she didn't get it all out of her system, and pooped again before the first poopy diaper had been changed.  The joys and pleasures of being a parent.  You should think of staying home more often, Dad. That way, you won't miss out on these so important times in her life.

BTWC

Lottery

Please buy a winning lottery ticket.  It's a myth that I want a losing ticket.

BTWC

Under the Sky

Green Grass.  Leafy Trees.  Beautiful blooms of flowers.  Barns full of giant, powerful horses.  Crystal blue turquoise water with gentle waves lapping the shore.  Dolphins playing.  Big cats stalking prey.  Fluffy bunnies hopping through the forest.  Double rainbows filling the void...Bang!  Bang!  Dead bodies littered throughout, Dilapidated homes for the depraved, Puppies and Kittens cruelly harmed, Anger and Cruelty Abound.  Change Humanity, or all will be lost Under the Sky

BTWC

Snatched by a BEAR!!!

Visiting the Brother-in-Law,
La, La, La,
Out in the boonies,
La, La, La,
On a dark rainy day in fall,
La, La, La,
Driven by a loony,
La, La, La,
Telling scary tales of a bear,
La, La, La,
While baby is sleeping,
La, La, La,
Atmosphere is full of fear,
La, La, La,
As the darkness is deepening,
La, La, La,
And as we drive along dark roads,
La, La, La,
No lights to lead the way,
La, La, La,
We are shivering from the cold,
La, La, La
Wishing it was day,
La, La, La,
And as we approach the dark house,
La, La, La,
Wind howling loudly,
La, La, La,
We step out quiet as a mouse,
La, La, La,
Baby still sleeping soundly,
La, La, La,
When out of the darkness,
La, La, La,
Baby is snatched by a BEAR!
La, La, La,
With such precise markedness,
La, La, La,
Heart beating furiously with fear,
La, La, La,
I smack the bear with a stick,
La, La, La,
While husband cowers near,
La, La, La,
I light a giant candle wick,
La, La, La,
And let the flame sear,
La, La, La,
Into the bear's flesh,
La, La, La,
I grab my baby,
La, La, La,
Feeling very blessed,
La, La, La,
We survived a BEAR SNATCHING!

Dreamed by BTWC's Husband