I'm Back!!!!!!

I'm back, I'm back, I'm back! Now, you're probably asking "where have you been?", if anyone is actually reading this blog. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I traveled a long weary distance full of anger, disenchantment, gloom, bad karma (if it exists), rainy dark clouds, thorny bushes, battled wild carnivore beasts (and lost a finger or two - but not the all important thumb and we all know which other one), angry pedestrians, angry mothers, angry mad french canadians, angry shoppers, angry drivers, angry politicians, angry law enforcers, angry food service employees, well, basically every type of angry person out there. And guess what? I've learned nothing! I will continue on my travels, hoping beyond hope, that there is some glimpse of sunshine, some glimpse of a beautiful rainbow amongst all this anger and despair. For believe me all non believers of disenchantment and gloom, life is full of anger and one day the anger will gobble up the entire universe! And then what you ask? We will live in eternity in anger's digestive system, for the digestive system of anger does not lead to freedom as all digestive systems should. Oh no, we will rot and rot away in anger's stomach, never fully disintegrating...for that is the fate of mankind.