Clair

Teenage Clair, with her shaggy hair, gave a tremendous poop, filled with goo goo beans and mush mush.  Exhilarating.  Stinky.  Oh so pleased I was chosen to receive such an honor.  Next time, Daddy, next time.  Do not despair.  Save your tears for another time, a time of geriatric poops, poops that are not contained, and when Clair has no memory of her bowel movements.  That day will come soon.  Soon, I say.

BTWC

Iron

Iron my clothes, Hobbit!  Can't you see how rumpled I am?  Heat the iron to scorching hot! Scorching Hot I say! Isn't the iron hot yet, Valet?  Come on manservant, do your job!  Iron my clothes!  Useless, useless.  Don't you know how to iron?  Is Ironing a long forgotten art?  Don't use starch minion!  Water, water, water.  Steam is much better for my clothes.  Finally, serf, you've done your job.  Now I can present myself to the public, in nice pressed clothes.  I feel better already.

BTWC

Help with Posts!

Hello,

I would like some help with topics to write about.  You can suggest a word, a phrase, a sentence or a general topic.

I may write in paragraph form, poetry or free form, whichever suits my fancy for that day.

Disclaimer:
I will spend exactly zero seconds researching the word, phrase, sentence or general topic (or maybe more depending on how captivating the suggestion is).  Thus, since I am not well versed in every word or topic, my post may seem nonsensical to the non-creative mind.  But I assure you, dear readers, there is always some tidbit of useless information in my writings.  Creativity cannot be stifled by the reasonable or realistic voices out there to squash my viewpoints (or are they truly what I believe?).  No, my voice will be heard, loud and clear, through the muddling ramblings of my blog.

No obscenities, please.

Thank you dear readers for your help,
BTWC

avocado chimpanzee

Holy Avocado!
Look at that chimpanzee!
Arms flailing,
Mouth foaming,
Teeth baring,
Chest puffed,
Legs akimbo,
All cause I stole his banana!

BTWC

Savage

Savagery is his name,
Savagery is his game,
No one is safe from his savagery,
Savage in his words,
Savage in his actions,
Savage in his thoughts,
Savage in his emotions,
Savagery tattooed throughout,
No scattered savagery,
But constant savagery,
Savagery so thick,
Savagery so harsh,
Savage is his game,
Savage is his name.

BTWC

Stinkerocious!

Stinkerocious!
My, such a stench wafting from such a tiny person!
Greenish brown, not quite solid, not quite liquid,
Almost, but not quite! spilling out,
Dozens and dozens of wipes later,
And finally,
A cantankerous baby no more,
Smiling, babbling, drinking and eating,
Until the next STINKEROCIOUS poop!

BTWC