G and D D are H to S

Gloom and Doom Days are Here to Stay...

Ha ha! And you thought 2008 was going to bring happiness and wealth and a better life! Ha ha! The joke's on you!!!

Gloomy Doom

Stolen Piracy Theme Poem

Piracy, Piracy, Piracy,
Sneering at all things white and lacy.
Stab my heart with a soiled sword,
Laughing at my gloomy dying words.
As I lay bleeding, weak and broken,
You ignore all reason spoken.
As my unfulfilled life flashes before me,
You steal my soul and finally see,
How some treasures are better left alone,
Such as a soul so tortured and forlorn.
Life is a Pirate one cannot win against,
Bleed, dream dreamless dreams,
My soulless soul will drift aimlessly through time,
And eventually evaporate into nothingness...

Fat Bulging Green Eyes Peering into Your Soul...

And seeing nothing...for the eyes belong to an animal with no brain, no soul...he's only an apparition...Always watching, suspicious of your every move, your every kick, your every poke...Always waiting...And never accomplishing anything...Except for eating and sleeping and crawling underneath spaces way too small for his fat frame...Watch out for those fat bulging green eyes...

HAPPY DOOM YEAR 2008!!!

Doom, doom, doom,
Life's full of gloom.
2008 is going to stink,
All happiness will sink,
Into a giant abyss,
And death will leave his fatal kiss,
On all who believe life is good.

HAPPY DOOM YEAR!!!

Author:
Gloomy Doom

Weirdo With Flashlight Peering into Microwave

Weirdo, weirdo, what's with you,
Peering in the window with your flashlight.
Watching with awe and fascination,
Hoping to see Olive Oil burst into flames,
Heating in the good ole microwave,
To dunk your hard stale bread in,
And causing mass hysteria in the complex,
As buildings burn and screams fill the air,
All to feed the hungry monster you call stomach.

Butt Dance

Butt Dance:

Keep feet firmly planted on ground
Wiggle butt - slow or fast - dancer's preference
Move arms - up and down or side to side
Smile and Laugh a lot
Have Fun!
Variations of the Butt Dance are encouraged

Best if wearing long underwear...and in the privacy of your own home...unless you have a stripper's body...keep shades down...spare innocent's eyes...for intentional blindness is frowned upon...and punishment is severe...an eternity of watching butt dancers in their long underwear...

Original Dance:
BTWC Dance Studio Inc. 2008

A Special Poem for Special Women Who Wear No Underwear

I'm a little lesbo,
Hips asway,
Here is my finger,
Where shall we lay?

A Special Poem For Special Guys Who Wear Long Underwear

I'm a little gay boy,
Stout and coy,
Here is my whistle,
Here is my toy.

Scrapple or Spam?

Which is better: Scrapple or Spam? Which makes a better sandwich: Scrapple or Spam? Scrapple or Spam? Hmm, which one would fill my tummy and make me yearn to eat more everyday? Scrapple or Spam? Scrapple or Spam? Which one I ask! Which one is going to satisfy my never ending hunger: Scrapple or Spam? Tell me - SCRAPPLE OR SPAM?