Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Happy Day for Gloomy Doom!

Thanks Blog Readers for your support of my doom and gloom! I will continue my mission on educating the public on how to lead a gloomy life full of doom. I appreciate the support and backing I receive from all of my dear blog readers...I must now go and wash myself of all this kindness and words of gratitude...

Gloomy Doom

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Grave Robber

Ho, Ho, I say! Grave Robber! Now, that's an occupation worth delving into and demystifying the terrible reputation they have. Granted, grave robbers need to satisfy their craving for human interaction (if you can call it that), and they have a love for their job, but robbing graves! Gracious me, oh no! What a hideous occupation some might say, but is it so? Let's look at grave robbing from a different perspective, maybe from the perspective of the grave robber themselves. Grave robbers are lonely, and looking for ways to squelch that loneliness. What better way than robbing the grave for some cash? Everyone knows money buys happiness and satisfaction with life. Plus, the enjoyment they will have investigating their prey, dolling themselves up with their fancy work duds, and sweating and squealing as they go through hard physical labor to uncover their prize, is well worth the pain they will go through as they bury their prey once more. Grave Robbers - Rejoice in What You Do - And Dance a Little Jig - For Grave Robbing is What We All Want to Do!!!

Gloomy Doom