Who to Vote For? B.E. or B.E.?

I'm in a quandary - who should I vote for America? B.E. or B.E.? B.E., with his white hair and female V.P. are an interesting choice. Very wise of B.E. to pick a female V.P. Unconventional, unorthodox, and a classy way to sway the female mind. Or should I choose B.E., with his white haired V.P.? Also a smart move of B.E. to pick a very classic portrayal of America, the white haired Caucasian. A safe pick for a presidential candidate who is the opposite of the classic American. Interesting enough, who are these men, B.E. and B.E.? Also, if I support either B.E.s, will I also be supporting B.E.? Who knows? Only the future knows, and since I am far from psychic, I will also be left in the dark, along with all the other Americans (and aliens), until four years from now, we shall look back and realized we should have voted for neither! Anyway, don't let my blog sway your vote in any way. Choose Blank Eyes or Big Ears (both who will try to crush Bankrupt Economy), or an Independent if you dare. VOTE, as all the commercials say! VOTE as all the celebrities say! VOTE, or you're deemed a communist by all the folks who impose their will on you! VOTE, I SAY!!! YOU COMMUNIST, IF YOU DON'T VOTE!!!

Crazy Cat, Crazy Cat, Crazy Cat in my Pocket!!!

Crazy cat, crazy cat, crazy cat in my pocket,
How your green dull eyes have sunken in their sockets,
Once a fatso, dimwitted brown tabby cat,
Now a sickly dimwitted brown tabby cat,
Won't you eat,
Time consuming pet,
With your feeding tube sticking out from your neck,
Lots of green leaving my pocket book,
While you laze about in your favorite nook,
Tell me why crazy cat,
Let's have a little chat,
How to tempt you to be a piggy pig,
And once more be DIMWITTED AND BIG!!!