Creepazoid, Creepazoid and His Sidekick!

Creepazoid, Creepazoid,
And his sidekick Fatsozoid,
What a pair they make,
Slimy and sneaky like snakes,
Causing trouble wherever they go,
Creating chaos with all their foes,
Don't be fooled by their folklore,
Creepily slithering around the moor,
For no one can stop the Creepazoid,
And His Dumb Sidekick Fatsozoid,
Watch out for his slippery tongue,
His musings are nothing but dung,
And his Sidekick Fatsozoid with no brain,
Creepazoid sneers at him with disdain,
But since Fatsozoid is so dense,
Nothing Creepazoid does makes sense,
And all they do is creepily move about,
Everyone thinks they are two lousy louts,
But beware of the Creepazoid
And his sidekick Fatsozoid,
For they are creepy in every way,
Never listen to what they say,
Keep your distance from them,
Let their creepiness dim,
And all shall be good again!

Back to Work Blues

Back to work, back to work, I've got the Back to Work Blues!
Ain't too eager to jump out of bed,
Place a hat jauntily on my head,
Fill my belly with cereal and milk,
Clean the spot on my brand new silk,
Drag myself to my jalopy with wheels,
Forget my keys and over I keel,
With the tremendous feeling of Back to Work Blues!
Back to Work Blues! Back to Work Blues!
Off I go to my fantastically draining job,
While I sit in traffic, I try to stop my sobs,
Finally I get to the store,
Feeling creaking and sore,
And whoa! What do I behold?
A mountain of work dribbling with mold,
And as I trudge through the tedious work day,
I bite my tongue to hold in what I dearly want to say,
And off to lunch I go,
Stubbing my big toe,
And as I cry in pain, I feel the Back to Work Blues!
Back to Work Blues! Back to Work Blues!
Finally, the clock strikes the time to go home,
The feeling of dread fits like a dome,
For I know as soon as I lay in bed,
I must get up and live like the dead,
For all I do is work, work, work,
And try not to stab colleagues with a fork,
And I so wish my vacation days never ended,
Cause when they do, I feel the Back to Work Blues!
Back to Work Blues! Back to Work Blues!