Ahh, the delightful screams of youngsters demanding sweet confections from poor overworked primates fills the air tonight! Scarfing down chocolates and gummies galore! Begging for more with chocolate smeared mouths and incomprehensible greed! That's what Halloween is all about!
Do you hear the crunch of homemade popcorn balls? The shrieks of laughter as over-sugared children run from door to door? Banging and kicking and yelling "Trick or Treat" to the poor unsuspecting adults lying in front of the TV, and pizza stains on their pajamas?
Where, or where, are their treats? Why are their hands clean of chocolatey goodness and fat-free gummies? Where has the humanity gone? Why, as soon as you reach "adulthood," all the fun of being tricksters disappears, and leaves you with an emptiness only a fun-size Snickers bar can fill?
Yes, little children of the world, enjoy life as it is - for before long, you are confronted with no treats and only tricks full of responsibility. Long live childhood...long live a child's freedom...long live that delicious bar of chocolate melting in my mouth!
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