My life or yours?

Who leads a better life, me or you? If I've already taken over yours, I do, and there is no need to comment. If you have a better life than me, please don't hesitate to comment on this blog, and write all pertinent information I will need to do a complete takeover of your life. You won't miss your life...trust me...I'm your friend, not your enemy...I'm helping you cope with society...I'm a saint...who takes over...