Sunday, August 31, 2008

Favorite YouTube Video? Anyone?

As I was wandering the wonderful web of nonsensical nothings on the internet, I stumbled upon a video that encompasses my feelings perfectly for DBCITBT...and if you listen closely, they tell you where to get them (4 lbs of them - Costco and Sam's Club are good alternates)...and since everyone should do one good deed in their life...I will let you know where to send those delicious DBCITBT...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asJjJVgF9kY

ENJOY!!! AND DON'T LET THIS POOR STARVING BTWC DOWN, PLEASE!!!

I LOVE DBCITBT!!! I LOVE THEM!!!

THANK YOU, MY GOOD FRIEND, MY BEST FRIEND, MY WONDERFUL FRIEND, MY CARING FRIEND, THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD FRIEND, FOR MY DELICIOUS GIFT OF DBCITBT!!! I LOVE THEM!!! I AM SAVORING EVERY BITE, EVERY MORSEL, AND I WILL CUT OFF THE HANDS OF ANYONE AUDACIOUS ENOUGH TO SNEAK A CRUMB OF DBCITBT!!! BUT ENOUGH OF DBCITBT - ANY COMMENTS ABOUT "TROPIC THUNDER?"

BTWC

Sunday, August 24, 2008

My life or yours?

Who leads a better life, me or you? If I've already taken over yours, I do, and there is no need to comment. If you have a better life than me, please don't hesitate to comment on this blog, and write all pertinent information I will need to do a complete takeover of your life. You won't miss your life...trust me...I'm your friend, not your enemy...I'm helping you cope with society...I'm a saint...who takes over...

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Offensive or Not?

Retard...offensive or not? That's the question of the day. I read an article (a very thought-provoking article) about "Tropic Thunder's" offensive use of the word Retard. What is a Retard, I ask? And who came up with the word Retard? According to the Oxford desk dictionary, Retard means "1. make slow or late. 2. delay the progress or accomplishment of." There's nothing offensive about the word Retard. Maybe in context, people find the word distasteful, but isn't the meaning accurate when describing a person who is slower mentally? And what if I start using the word Setard, describing someone who is mentally slow? Would SETARD suddenly become offensive and be the subject of several advocate groups, crying folly over a WORD? Maybe I should start making up words to mean the same as other offensive words (offensive to the people who deemed the word to be offensive - and who are they, may I ask - or is that a distasteful question?), and see what groups are going to be after me. Who decides when something is right or wrong? How can I be on that committee? I hate the word Oriental - I now proclaim that the word ORIENTAL is offensive and distasteful to the Asian community, and no longer should be used, along with the words DUMB, LAZY, and FAT (according to my dumb, lazy fat cat FATSO). Anyway, enough digressing about a topic no one else cares about...unless you do and want to comment on my blog.

BTWC IS BACK TO STAY!!!