My poor readers, I know I have neglected you to pursue other more interesting pursuits than the NO COMMENTS you leave my thought provoking blog, but alas, I have found my way back to you...
Now, I have a grand scheme to save money, and I believe my idea is full of genius and cleverness and multi layered dimensional wonderfulness, and the money we can save is tremendous! Tremendous I say! You can finally buy that Giant Blue Tin of Butter Danish Cookies, if that is your great desire, and I don't see why it wouldn't be, considering they are the most delicious cookies on earth! Or you can buy that new pair of shoes you've been lusting over for the past 6 months, since they finally came down to an affordable price of $30! All leather upper, leather lined and beautifully constructed shoeocity! Magnificent!
Anyway, back to that superb idea of how to save money, money that no one has...but soon you will if you follow my financial plan to the letter...and I mean every letter...
Of course, following this financial genius wouldn't be necessary if we weren't in such a slump...really, people need to use more than one square of toilet paper, and the giant hole in their shoe needs to be replaced, or the one cracker you nibble on all day long for sustenance and strength...well folks, we need to change all of this...and this is were my grand plan comes into play...ah, yes...my name will be forever known for this grand plan...BTWC, people will say, is brilliant and because of BTWC's grand financial plan - we are finally saved! Saved from our own greediness and lack of self-discipline...Ah, Yes, BTWC, tell us your grand plan!
Oh, I am faint from hunger...somehow the multi-grain cracker with a pinch of peanut butter did not satisfy my body's needs, for I am dizzy and am forgetful...what was that Grand Scheme to Save Money? What was it? Oh, if only someone would send me a great giant blue tin of danish butter cookies, than maybe my feeble brain will turn its wheels and remember what the plan was...oh, does anyone care enough to know? Anyone?
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