MUTANT FEET OR RESULT OF INTENSIVE LABOR? YOU DECIDE!

For as long as I remember, I've always worked jobs where I am on my feet non-stop. Hard, brutal labor, body aching pain labor, mind-numbing labor, brain turns to mush labor, type of jobs. You know. We've all worked them; I've had the unfortunate "delight" in collecting all of the above types of jobs.

Anyway, my mind-boggling question is: Do I have Mutant Feet or Are My Deformed Feet the Result of Intensive Labor?

Three short years ago, I wore a size 7-7.5M, a little smaller than the average size of 8M. Well, as the years went quickly by, and my life turned into a blur of work, work, work, something unusual occurred. Something, I think scientifically is almost impossible. My life sucking job requires me to be on my feet for 8-12 hours a day (horrific, I know! Inhumane even, if society knew what the word meant). As I drudge through my work day, constantly on my poor delicate feet, running back and forth for people I don't care about, my feet seemed to grow and started forming bunions and bunionettes...and you may say, wear different shoes, you moron! But, what if you had to wear a specific brand of shoes all day long, and your closet is full of these shoes...ones that felt great for the first couple of hours, but after the inhumane 6 or 7 hours of standing, your poor little feet started hurting everywhere. And as a result, size 8M are suddenly uncomfortable, and all you want to wear are flip-flops and sandals all day long (or go barefoot like third world countries - I bet their feet are free from corns, bunions and plantar fasciitis).

Now, my dear readers, honestly tell me: Do I have Mutant Feet or are my feet the result of intensive labor? And please, dear readers, think long and hard before you answer. Take a honest look at your poor feet, and let me know how they are. I personally think society is responsible for the deconstruction of my tootsies, and I firmly believe they should pay. How, do you ask? By buying all my shoes until I find a comfortable pair! And then purchasing additional pairs so I don't have to wear the same ones over and over again! Society - pay the debt you owe to me and to my feet! Pay!!!