Bank Woes Remedied...But for how long?

B of A,
Luckily for them,
Has risen .1 millimeter,
In the ladder of BTWC forgiveness,
For after a struggle and a war,
With many casualties of words,
And after two IDENTICAL automated email responses,
BTWC has finally received one teensy victory,
If a victory it can be called,
And thus, B of A,
Even though I still despise you,
And everything you don't stand for,
I will still bank with you,
Cause laziness will always overcome what is right.

Bank Woes...Once Again...

B of A, the lousy lout,
Cares about no one except themselves,
Let's all give a great hearty shout,
And recoil in horror from what's delved,
From the pits of inhumanity and lies,
B of A shame on you,
For ignoring the average man's cries,
And sidestepping all decent cues,
To become a better financial institution,
Instead let us go to a new bank,
Let a new bond come to fruition,
And let the old one tank.

If anyone is happy with where they bank, can they please let me know? I'm disillusioned by BoA, as are many others.

Thanks!
BTWC

Today was the last day of our Russian Substitute...

What will he do next? What does a Russian Substitute do? Murder and ravage innocents? Kick fat cats with small brains? Work at Mickey D's for a fraction of what he used to earn? And endure the taunts and humiliation of teenagers who have not suffered by the hands of time...yet...Or will he sit in front of the tube, eating chips and pizza and cheese from a can and live off of unemployment? What does a Russian Substitute do? What can he substitute for? A next door neighbor, with a winning smile, but murderous intentions? A dog walker, where he can kick and abuse innocent animals? Or can he easily blend into a crowd of self righteous zealots, interested only in their self preservation, and nothing else? Will he become the American norm? Is that what he will substitute for? The average American? And how can a foreigner assimilate so easily into the average American? What makes the average American stand out? Or is that an oxymoron? Watch out! Who knows when you will meet the Russian Substitute!!!