Today was the last day of our Russian Substitute...

What will he do next? What does a Russian Substitute do? Murder and ravage innocents? Kick fat cats with small brains? Work at Mickey D's for a fraction of what he used to earn? And endure the taunts and humiliation of teenagers who have not suffered by the hands of time...yet...Or will he sit in front of the tube, eating chips and pizza and cheese from a can and live off of unemployment? What does a Russian Substitute do? What can he substitute for? A next door neighbor, with a winning smile, but murderous intentions? A dog walker, where he can kick and abuse innocent animals? Or can he easily blend into a crowd of self righteous zealots, interested only in their self preservation, and nothing else? Will he become the American norm? Is that what he will substitute for? The average American? And how can a foreigner assimilate so easily into the average American? What makes the average American stand out? Or is that an oxymoron? Watch out! Who knows when you will meet the Russian Substitute!!!