Iron my clothes, Hobbit! Can't you see how rumpled I am? Heat the iron to scorching hot! Scorching Hot I say! Isn't the iron hot yet, Valet? Come on manservant, do your job! Iron my clothes! Useless, useless. Don't you know how to iron? Is Ironing a long forgotten art? Don't use starch minion! Water, water, water. Steam is much better for my clothes. Finally, serf, you've done your job. Now I can present myself to the public, in nice pressed clothes. I feel better already.
BTWC
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