Snatched by a BEAR!!!

Visiting the Brother-in-Law,
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Out in the boonies,
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On a dark rainy day in fall,
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Driven by a loony,
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Telling scary tales of a bear,
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While baby is sleeping,
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Atmosphere is full of fear,
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As the darkness is deepening,
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And as we drive along dark roads,
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No lights to lead the way,
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We are shivering from the cold,
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Wishing it was day,
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And as we approach the dark house,
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Wind howling loudly,
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We step out quiet as a mouse,
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Baby still sleeping soundly,
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When out of the darkness,
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Baby is snatched by a BEAR!
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With such precise markedness,
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Heart beating furiously with fear,
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I smack the bear with a stick,
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While husband cowers near,
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I light a giant candle wick,
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And let the flame sear,
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Into the bear's flesh,
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I grab my baby,
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Feeling very blessed,
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We survived a BEAR SNATCHING!

Dreamed by BTWC's Husband