Detroit, OH

Detroit, Detroit, oh Detroit, MI!
How I detest thee!
The gangs, the murders, the thievery, the treachery, the horrors of a city!
Casinos destroying unemployed lives with the lure of riches,
Mayors sending salacious texts to his girlfriend,
Spending the city's money on opulent vacations,
Drugs rampant, guns firing, prostitutes soliciting are the norm,
Of a city gone to ruins in fiery damnation!
But alas! Dear Detroit! Arisen from the depths of Hell is -
The New Detroit! Detroit, OH!
Formerly known as Cleveland, OH,
For Dear Detroiters,
Cleveland also has their gangs, murders, thieves, and treachery,
Crooked politicians (aka Cleveland Sheriff),
And a new law allowing casinos,
But, this New Detroit has something else to speak of,
Something so horrific and appalling and frightening to all,
Even to the prostitutes, the Suburbanites, and you,
And I'd like to say this is the first time one has appeared,
But The Torso Killer preceded him,
Alas, the modern day Serial Killer has emerged!
Raping, murdering and burying his victims in his yard,
11+ bodies, a stench so repulsive you want to cut off your nose!
Horrendous revelations coming to light everyday,
These terrible findings are what makes -
Cleveland, OH the new Detroit, OH!
Yeah to all the Clevelanders!