The other night, I was innocently laying in bed, when all of a sudden, a blanket was put over my face! By a maniac! I was snoring quite softly (like a locomotive), and the sweet sound was not luring my partner to sleep. I don't know why! My snores are like gentle waves caressing the soft sand on a starry night in Hawaii (like giant monsoons crashing all in sight). Anyway, I felt the blanket on my face, and I was like, oh, she'll take it off. Boy, was I mistaken! Crazy girl! Since I am a trusting fellow, I fell back asleep, with the blanket still over my face! My brain had stopped working (when did it ever work?), and no air was going to my brain to tell me to breathe. So, I was MURDERED! When I told this to my partner the next day, she didn't understand at all what my problem was (do you?). She suggested I go to the police and tell them I was murdered by her, which of course the police would think I was cuckoo. But, by golly, I was murdered! And my Father and Brother understand! And they will keep an eagle eye on her! Murderous partner! Please, someone shut him up for good! Murdered! What a laugh!
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