I am a dog. This is not an exaggeration, nor is it a metaphor...I bark. I pant. In many ways, human, my life is superior to yours. I can lick anything. Bark, bark, woof, woof...I'm a dawg, dawg, dawg...
But I'm also a scientist.
Inventor of the poo-flavored pig-ear, that's me. I did my dogtoral work at Snarling Green. It's hard to write dog jokes...
Guest Writer: Dullard
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