Pinkie Prose

Pinkie, Pinkie, Pinkie,
What a useless piece of toe,
What is your purpose?
What is your design?
For all you do is cause me pain,
Pinkie toe that you are,
For no shoes will fit,
Cause of you pinkie toe,
And I see a tailors bunion on the rise,
Cause of you pinkie toe,
And thus when I wear sandals,
All will see a huge deformed bump,
On my poor little toe,
Cause of you pinkie toe,
Cause of you pinkie toe,
What is your purpose?
What is your design?
Pinkie oh pinkie,
You I will not miss,
If you suddenly disappeared,
And thus no disgusting bump,
Cause there is no pinkie toe.