Buttery Deliciousness in my Stocking

All I want for Christmas is a giant tin of The Royal Dansk Danish Butter Cookies! Mmmm, Mmmm! The extra ten pounds I gain from eating them will be worth it! Who cares if I'm out of breath climbing two stairs, or can't chase my 19 pound cat around - buttery deliciousness melting in my mouth is worth wearing mumus and elastic extensions in my pants. I've been a good BTWC this year, I think I deserve the cookies! Cookies! Cookies! Cookies in my mouth and tummy! Delicious!