Once upon a time, in a far away land, lived the valley of the dolls. Realistic, squishy rubber dolls, dressed to the nines with beautiful real hair, face artistically made up and clothes that fit snugly on their perfect bodies. Wonderful companions these dolls were, providing endless comfort and long lasting friendship.
One day, not long ago, real live human women tried to overtake these dolls. The dolls that took over their men's lives, and became a "Stepford" wife to lonely men. Sure, the dolls couldn't cook, or carry a conversation, or enjoy a delicious meal, or even walk on their own, but by golly, could they bring joy to a lonely man's heart. With much cat fighting (mainly on the real women's part), and cursing and yelling, the human women left, defeated and embarrassed. How could fake women beat real live human women? How? They wondered, as they walked back to their cozy homes with live animals as pets, and live children to nurture and care for.
How did the dolls win? Because this is a scarytale for lonemiesters! Beware live women, for a doll may soon take over your life!!!
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