Ahh, to be a cat! What a Wonderful Dream!

What a wonderful Life I would lead as a cat! Life full of eating, and sleeping, and curling under the covers with warm bodies, and being scratched behind the ears, and drinking cold water from my owner's cup, and cuddling on soft laps - what a life! And maybe I'll clean myself every once in a while, to keep my fur nice and soft and touchable. And maybe I'll let myself be held for a minute, to give my owner a feeling of being loved and wanted. And maybe I'll poop a little, and regurgitate a little, and shed a little, only so my owner realizes I need their caring help. And then back to my hard life of eating, sleeping, eating and sleeping some more!