Illegal Movie Pirates

Why is it so hard to steal movies off the internet? Am I not a tax paying citizen worthy of stealing movies and music from the net? Haven't I already contributed to the hugely overpaid celebrities whose movies I want to steal? Steal, steal, steal! Let's steal together! Let's steal movies, music and food and lovely confections from the bakery! Let's steal some new fancy shoes and a matching outfit to go with it! There are no consquences of stealing! No consquences of stealing at all! Steal, steal, steal! Stealing is fun and not dangerous! I won't get in trouble for stealing! Maybe I'll steal your life! Hopefully I'm stealing a good life! If I steal a life worst than mine, than stealing won't be worth it! Steal, steal, steal! Let's steal together!