Lackey, man, whatz you up too? Ain't you suppose to be gettin' me some grub? I ain't the starvin' kind of man, look at my belly! Haha! Lards my friend and so's that dump cake in your hand. Mmm, mmm. Whatz this crazy flavor? Whatz your fingers doing in my mouth? Come on! Git goin' or I'm gonna put my honky tonk foot up your #@!
And folks, this is what happens when you skip school and blow up firecrackers in your neighbors' yard for free food. Nothing makes sense and you're eating people's fingers in your quest for grub. Let us all contemplate what a disastrous fate this would be for the entire world if we were all like Mr. Fancypantscake.
P.S. Who the #@!$ stole my blog! How do I get that absurd nonsense off my page?
BTWC
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