Have you ever had the feeling you were being used and cheated all the time? People come out and tell you that you are being abused financially, yet you ignore their wise chastisings and continue on your merry way? Well, I know I am being robbed blind and I have internet proof to prove it!
What is it about unsuspecting and innocent fools like me? Why are we so susceptible to the greedy and immoral advances of the "me, me, me" era? How do I halt this foolishness, and dwindle their dirty pile of wealth - accumulated by driving a stake through my heart and the hearts of others like me - and live in harmony with them? Because of them, I have to do additional work to protect my assets - and I am very lazy. I don't like making phone calls and setting up times to discuss how they are cheating me out of my hard earned money - money I have to wrench free from grubby hands that won't let go for my services (all legal I say!).
Anyhow, I must go, for tomorrow I have the dreaded task of claiming what is mine, and trying to out talk the smooth-talker I know the person will be. With my luck, by the end of the day, I shall be poorer and more bewildered and heartbroken by the greediness of men. I shall cry my poor eyes out with the 1-ply toilet paper I had to steal from work, and ration my allotment of tissue very sparingly - so sparingly it will last me a month! And what a dreadful month that will be! Public restrooms, here I come!
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