Gibberish is mine today!

Gibberish, rubbish, nonsensical musings are what is in store today! Nothing makes sense and nothing ever will! Life is insane and so are you! Turkey day is coming and I'm fattening up for the feast! I must prepare my stomach to stretch and grow for the upcoming festivities of food, food and food! For I must taste anything and everything that comes my way! Mmmm, is that your grub today? It'll only be delicious in my mouth! Give up your food, and I may let you continue on with your insane routine as long as food is always in my mouth!