Watch out for F.B.!

Watch out, take care, don't be besotted and addled by the charms of F.B. He's a charmer and a cutie, but your purse will be much lighter by the time he's through with you. Eloquent words flow easily from his tongue, and big brown eyes tell no lies - or do they? Cuddling with him may be a favorite pastime, but it may be the neighbor girl's favorite too. All I say is be careful with F.B., for although he means no harm, a trail of broken hearts follow him ten years long. And you will be no different. Settle down he will for a short month or two, but involuntary wandering eyes make him stray far away...beware young and old, for F.B. is out hunting, and constantly training new F.B.'s. Beware my innocents and not so innocents, for he is still more wily than you.