Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Stinkiness is perfection!

Ewww! Pewww! Argh! Gag! Stench-o-rama! Deodorizing is not an option! Yuck! Get away from me! Yes you! Stinkiness is not perfection, stinkaroo! My eyes are watering from the horrendous stench! Do everyone a favor, and cover yourself with dung. Even that is better than your natural odor. Please, help me! Here's a bar of lye soap - burn your skin off! Drench yourself with anything except your scent.

Oh, stinkiness, stinkiness is my pain...and my torturous life is your gain...perfection is not in your scent...please cover yourself with mint...

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