Thursday, November 8, 2007

"Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens..."

These are some of the things that make me not want to see you!

I'm kidding of course! Who wouldn't want to see you? A big furry huggable bear you are! Watch those claws! And stop staring at me with those beady black eyes! I'm not tasty at all! Look over there! Look at him! I think that's the guy who wrote that bizarre nonsense yesterday! Go eat him! He's full of delicious dump cake! Hey, get away bear! I have a full life to lead! I haven't even made a dent into this whole blog thing! Stop! Stop licking! Ouch! Was that your teeth! Ahhhhhhhhh...

Is he gone? I played dead, and I think he went away. I don't think he's here...this can't be my blood! All gooey and green. Am I dead? Am I an Alien? What is this? What's going on? Help!!! Please!!! Help!!!

No comments: